Jobs are for Monkeys
Okay, I’m tired of working. I think we ALL are, right? Well, one day it struck me… jobs aren’t for decent human beings like you and me. Nope, they’re for monkeys.
Today I’m gonna start illustrating it for you on in this blog. In an easy-to-understand, graphical manner. For example, we’ve all gone to a barber, right? That poor sap cuts hair all day when he could be out fishing or hosting a radio show. People might THINK he’s a responsible guy… but that’s what they WANT you to think. You know, the folks behind this whole “you need to work to live” conspiracy. In real life, being a barber is totally like something a monkey would do! Look at these photos and compare:
Need I say more? I’ll bring you more evidence in future columns. Until then, consider quitting your job and living life to the full!
-Ted